Slipery do da, slippery dai

I put lovely cooling peppermint mosituriser on my poor tired feet...

And now I can't walk!

my feet are slipping and slopping around in my shoes and I feel like I'm cosntantly about to go A over T! And these shoes are elasticised so as my foot slides across intot he side, it jsut stretches and off goes my sense of balance and i freewheel - or freefall - away. Who needs amusement aprk rides? :)

I'd like it to absorb now please.