Fine, then - how's about you come over and take away all the ghastly mint that's growing around the chookyard gate :P

I view acts of random kindness as rather fun, and it might surprise you to know that I commit them now and then. This doesn't - on the surface of it - tally with my sociopathic wiring, but I think there's internal logic, because I like to see the machine running smoothly :-)

Totally with you re carbs. Carbs are life! It's just the salty and fatty parts that my taste buds can't abide...