Too drunk to fuck.

[lirion]

While at lunch with K today, I looked up, and spied the empty and forlorn premixed cocktail machine on the bar counter. Still proudly proclaiming that it had contained Viagra.

One can only assume it's a blue drink of some kind. But really, can you imagine ordering one? "Hi two little blue pil... I mean drinks please" Or (particularly if male), being presented with one? "Here honey, I thought you might need this for later". It'd make for 'interesting' pickups I'm sure...
(Never mind he obvious, putting the cock back into cocktails - cos if I don't say it, someone else will in the comments).

Not to mention the blatantly false advertising, considering the ingredients are, well, Alcoholic!

Well it amused me :) Not least because I'm willing to lay good odds on it having the quintessential 'girlie drink' appearance...

Comments

[goratrixx.livejournal.com]

Ironic, apparently if you put Rohipnol into a drink it turns the drink blue as well.

"No honey, I haven't spiked your drink, it's just to make sure that you enjoy your evening." :)


(No Google search performed to check spelling of Rohipnol, sorry!)

[delphaeus.livejournal.com]

"It'd make for 'interesting' pickups I'm sure..."

You're cute, but look as though you need a little extra help?

[penguin2.livejournal.com]

Hmm...if Viagra was added to beer, would it have a head that stayed up all the way to the bottom of the glass?

[shadow-5tails.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the world needs more blue drinks, but the naming is really... something...

[aeduna.livejournal.com]

Maybe its a counter to brewer's droop? :)