Too drunk to fuck.

[lirion]

While at lunch with K today, I looked up, and spied the empty and forlorn premixed cocktail machine on the bar counter. Still proudly proclaiming that it had contained Viagra.

One can only assume it's a blue drink of some kind. But really, can you imagine ordering one? "Hi two little blue pil... I mean drinks please" Or (particularly if male), being presented with one? "Here honey, I thought you might need this for later". It'd make for 'interesting' pickups I'm sure...
(Never mind he obvious, putting the cock back into cocktails - cos if I don't say it, someone else will in the comments).

Not to mention the blatantly false advertising, considering the ingredients are, well, Alcoholic!

Well it amused me :) Not least because I'm willing to lay good odds on it having the quintessential 'girlie drink' appearance...

Comments

[lirion.livejournal.com]

I wonder how well it sells....

[shadow-5tails.livejournal.com]

I suspect that like any other dubiously-named cocktail, it does pretty well with a sidelong glance and a barely stifled giggle.

They're kinda like garnishes.

[lirion.livejournal.com]

So many opportunities for snide remarks though. You'd be a bit suss if a girl bought you one of those!

[shadow-5tails.livejournal.com]

Also, that icon made me grin. A fate worse than fate, eh?

[lirion.livejournal.com]

I love that icon! It's new :)