Too drunk to fuck.

[lirion]

While at lunch with K today, I looked up, and spied the empty and forlorn premixed cocktail machine on the bar counter. Still proudly proclaiming that it had contained Viagra.

One can only assume it's a blue drink of some kind. But really, can you imagine ordering one? "Hi two little blue pil... I mean drinks please" Or (particularly if male), being presented with one? "Here honey, I thought you might need this for later". It'd make for 'interesting' pickups I'm sure...
(Never mind he obvious, putting the cock back into cocktails - cos if I don't say it, someone else will in the comments).

Not to mention the blatantly false advertising, considering the ingredients are, well, Alcoholic!

Well it amused me :) Not least because I'm willing to lay good odds on it having the quintessential 'girlie drink' appearance...

Comments

[goratrixx.livejournal.com]

Ironic, apparently if you put Rohipnol into a drink it turns the drink blue as well.

"No honey, I haven't spiked your drink, it's just to make sure that you enjoy your evening." :)


(No Google search performed to check spelling of Rohipnol, sorry!)

[lirion.livejournal.com]

*laugh* that I didn't know.

Clearly it probably has tonic it as well, so it;s blue under blacklight.

Hey if you;re needing the viagra, clearly you got the blues :)

[delphaeus.livejournal.com]

"It'd make for 'interesting' pickups I'm sure..."

You're cute, but look as though you need a little extra help?

[lirion.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

Can you just imagine?

"I'm taking you home tonight, here's something to help you keep up. So to speak"

[penguin2.livejournal.com]

Hmm...if Viagra was added to beer, would it have a head that stayed up all the way to the bottom of the glass?

[lirion.livejournal.com]

All head no body?

[penguin2.livejournal.com]

I've heard worse ideas :P

[shadow-5tails.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the world needs more blue drinks, but the naming is really... something...

[lirion.livejournal.com]

I wonder how well it sells....

[shadow-5tails.livejournal.com]

I suspect that like any other dubiously-named cocktail, it does pretty well with a sidelong glance and a barely stifled giggle.

They're kinda like garnishes.

[lirion.livejournal.com]

So many opportunities for snide remarks though. You'd be a bit suss if a girl bought you one of those!

[shadow-5tails.livejournal.com]

Also, that icon made me grin. A fate worse than fate, eh?

[lirion.livejournal.com]

I love that icon! It's new :)

[aeduna.livejournal.com]

Maybe its a counter to brewer's droop? :)

[lirion.livejournal.com]

I think that might be wishful thinking. Mind over matter perhaps? :)